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[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

"Nice, finally"

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

"Honestly, can't blame 'em."

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I didn't even have to click the link to know it went straight to let's go

[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

[–] Squeak@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

[–] gehrluke@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Better drink my own piss

[–] MakunaHatata@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Dada or Mama probably

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

“It’ll buff out…”

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Oh shit... I left the oven on

[–] morriscox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

All full of beeps.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

Can you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Well, that happened

[–] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 4 points 2 years ago
[–] st0v@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Boom, headshot.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What am I going to do with these two boxes

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Tathas@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Oh come onnnnnn!

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[–] banichan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] YaksDC@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue

[–] redline23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...

[–] small44@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

He can expect to be pummeled by Earth chunks shortly.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

[–] snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...

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