rape

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

Saving the planet

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

😈

Crimes against humanity

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

The Queen's impatience.

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

vampirsm

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

Making thumbnail images

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.