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[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we’ve come full circle

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hold in poop guy was better than beans

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah but I didn't feel like making an image of joop or boop.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regrets can be explained away, but they never really leave

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[–] banichan@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[–] null@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this the first Lemmy-based tier 2 meme?

Incredible.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

We did it, Lemmy!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the Germans have a tier-2 meme thing going on in their corner

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The noodles thing

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are these what you wear when you need to not poop for three days?

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't comment on that, I didn't actually participate in that. I'm too much of a pooping addict.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just pooping? Or everything?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best to stop everything, just in case.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's what I've been doing... or.. I mean... not doing! o7

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But she caught me on the Bean Counter...

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saw me beanin' on the jofa 🎶

[–] 5PACEBAR@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Nope. That's where I draw the line. Plastic? Really?

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[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd call them BJ's: Bean Jeans

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hmm, BeeJay...

Yeah I like that, it sounds pleasing. It sparks joy.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Ah shit here we go again

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really needed this meme train today. First out loud laugh in a while

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would wear these. I would wear the fuck out of these.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet you'd look great in them, EdibleFriend.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks bb<3

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beans 2: Electric Beangaloo

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Beanpire Strikes Back.

...The Jeanpire Strikes Bean??...

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just here for them beans

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[–] s_s@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These pants smell like the british isles.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's mostly from the haggis underwear. 🤫

I dig the Fuck It Beans

[–] calmnchaos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what's in the pockets?!? Beans, jeans, ????

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

These will be trendy in 5 years. Mark my words.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Great bants

[–] CMGX78@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It never ended >:3

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