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...But I've only ever heard SSL pronounced as its three letters. Why not like "Cecil"? Or "Sizzle"?

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This introduces a non-trivial increase in syllabatic inefficiencies

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago
[–] ShadowAether@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm glad this is top comment, I thought I was weird for a moment there

[–] mcc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No you and that guy both.

[–] onewhobrowses@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

At this point I can’t remember if the first time I heard of SQL was in reading and I just read it as an acronym or if it was audio/visual and that’s how the person said it… Sadly, it’s a mystery I’ll never know the answer to.

[–] Senseibu@feddit.uk 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have never heard of someone call SQL squeal lmao, sequel or S Q L is all I have heard

[–] hadesflames@vlemmy.net 3 points 2 years ago

Came here to say this.

[–] RockDeBilly@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In French, we just pronounce it as three letters, so I was very confused at first when my English-speaking colleagues were referring to sequels of apparently nothing.

[–] Hexorg@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

It’s always Star Wars

[–] RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just pronounce it exactly like reading the letters individually, because I'm actually a human being.

[–] bobaduk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

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[–] SkepticElliptic@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I'm actually a human being.

Git outta here skinbag!

[–] kalanggam@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I second "sizzle" or "sissle." My partner pronounces API as "appy" and it's the best thing ever.

[–] chadac@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to use the non-acronym name, so that I can say: "Structured Query Language. Or, with the JSON field type, more like UNSTRUCTURED query language!" And then I laugh like a maniac for 5 minutes while the other people in the line at Wendy's give me weird looks.

[–] BlueBockser@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

To be consistent, you should call them JavaScript Object Notation field types

[–] CinnamonTheCat@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

I personally pronounce it S.Q.L

[–] perkele@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] honeyontoast@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

I had a uni lecturer pronounce MySQL as "my squirrel"

[–] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where does the R come from? πŸ€”

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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I had a project manager back in 2008 who pronounced SQL "skwall." I heard "My Skwall" and "Skwall Server" so many times. We all said "S Q L." No one ever corrected him.

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I have always pronounced it spelled out. Es Qu El

[–] Badoker@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ever since I saw this XKCD I've called it Squill

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Everything has a relevant XKCD. There's probably even an XKCD about there always being a relevant XKCD.

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[–] pianosaurus@fedia.io 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some are more established than others. The one with the highest levels of agreement I've ever encountered, is SCSI, which pretty much everyone in-the-know pronounce "scuzzy".

[–] roo@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

I'm struggling to realise it's anything but scuzzy.

[–] daguito81@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

I kind go 80/20 Sequel/EsQueueEl (squeal wtf?) when talking in english and "Ese Cu Ele" 100% when talking in Spanish

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

People pronounce Sql as squeal? O.o

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

πŸ–πŸ·πŸ½

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[–] ResidualBit@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Log4j is another fun one.

Log For Jay or Log Forge?

[–] khendron@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've always pronounced it "sequel", but ever since I attended a talk by the authors of PHP and MySQL Web Programming, and they pronounced it Ess-Cue-Ell I've been second guessing myself.

[–] eddythompson@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

What I remember attending a PHP event in ~2009 was one of the old veterans there saying:

Only Microsoft folks say "Sequel Server", we say "My S Q L"

[–] False@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I always pronounced it as ess-cue-ell but gave up on it when everyone in professional environments said "sequel".

[–] Grishaix@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Germany here: In my company we pronounce every letter, so: "Eß Kjuh Γ„l".

[–] arp@lemmy.studio 5 points 2 years ago

I mean, people call JSON jason, so i suppose sequel for SQL is alright (although, i still use Es-cue-elle). Sizzle absolutely needs to become a thing.

[–] heartlessevil@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

Since I learned it by myself and never said it out loud for 10 years, I've always pronounced SQL as "school" and I'm not going to stop.

[–] gts@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

definitely using β€œsizzle” at the earliest available opportunity

[–] givingsomelove@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm definitely in the 'sequel' camp, but the favourite I've heard is 'squirrel'. I couldn't get behind that. I have done some stuff in spaces where 'squeal' was used, along with pig iconography being present in internal tools. 🐷

[–] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

SurrealDB has Surreal QL. I abbreviate it SuQL and pronounce it "suckle," haha

[–] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

The execution environment should be called "teat"

[–] krogers@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

If I am going to believe random articles I found on the internet (and, of course, I am), the reason is because SQL was originally called SEQUEL until the creators ran into a trademark issue.. They changed it to SQL, but us old timers just kept calling it the old thing. Something about old dogs and new tricks.

https://medium.com/tableplus/how-to-pronounce-sql-properly-s-q-l-or-sequel-7203a5185676

Skwill just to be different.

[–] yourstruly@dataterm.digital 2 points 2 years ago

You must be a fan of the primeagen

[–] aedyr@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

We could have been updating our sizzle certificates all this time!

[–] edent@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

ITYM "Squirrel".

[–] fernandofig@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

!devshowerthoughts (community idea?)

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