this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago

We can't take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don't even match, Harold.

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

no secondary grip

snath doesn’t match his wingspan

weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

[–] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Tigbitties@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

[–] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I might have some troubles through security gates

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

No black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

I need that

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

No black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

[–] Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Did someone say downsizing?!

[–] Duchess@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

will this finally force my boss to respect my human rights?

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

It makes my morning to see obvious plant here on Lemmy!

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In dealing with business i prefer sickle. And hammer.

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