Asklemmy

Now I play hard like my girl's nipples be

The game sour like a pickle be

We got the guillotine We got the guillotine, you better run

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I put that pussy in a sarcophagus

X gon' give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

I was raised in the city...shitty..ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama's tiddy.

"Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here's a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins."

Sure do two 22’s in my shoes

I overheard my mother singing some song and a line about "getting more ass than a toilet seat"

I don't know what it's from but that is an immaculate lyric.

Mom’s spaghetti

“I used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now it’s pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.” - (Bonnet = hood of a car)

Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.

Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized

With your black hair and fat-ass thighs

I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...

I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown

Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne

Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped

Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch 
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tip 
How big was the dick she just sucked? 
(Say what?) 
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? 
(What?)

I smell a grape in the duck preserves

m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands

Amazing reference game

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

"England is my city"

or

"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"

You think that you can amputate me? I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we We are one, split in two that makes one, so you see You got to kill you if you wanna kill me

Used to speak the King's En-ga-lish

But caught a rash on my lips, so now my chat just like dis