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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Triangles taste better. That's just science.

[–] lordmauve@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.

By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.

That's just maths.

[–] Rud_1UP@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Your math fails when you consider ketchup.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It's a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Can you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Probably something like that.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The sacred texts!

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

What it does actually give you is a nice spot to hold the sandwich while you bite off the appropriately sized end pieces.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago

Not a game; based on the watermark it's some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though

[–] siipale@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

But James May would disapprove of that kind of cut.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Grey is not the best color for a sandwich