this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2024
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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 138 points 1 year ago

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 107 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...

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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

it was difficult but i managed it :)

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (9 children)
[–] cherryryu@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.

[–] rdrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

This is...sad

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I'd have to get logged off. And I'd say BRB but would inevitably never be B.

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match

[–] Gingernate@programming.dev 58 points 1 year ago

How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha

[–] Vigilante@lemmy.today 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] anonymoose@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?

[–] Vigilante@lemmy.today 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure might take some time tho.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Vigilante@lemmy.today 14 points 1 year ago

Though . What the fuck does tf mean tho ?

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Big red butthole crying" is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh..

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 26 points 1 year ago

It's blowing my mind that you don't know what brb means.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Team Fortress Barber?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Balls Rightfully Blue.

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