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Depressed gibberish, followed by a laughing fit (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/shittydarksouls@lemmy.world

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I am an NPC

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Maybe we really are all just crestfallen knights.

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Did you know armor is heavy af?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Plate armor isn't heavy at all. A full set of plate armor is like 20-25 kilos but it's spread out across your entire body so you barely feel it. It's a suit optimized for combat. It would be silly if it was heavy or awkward to use since you would die easily.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

You think plate armor is light?

Ok, stand in it for 168 hours while I leave my game on and am away for a week

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It was just a silly joke because they look like they just dropped to the ground out of energy just carrying around their armor doing nothing and they need a little rest.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It's kinda not? I've worn armour. Literally easy

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a depression in the knee.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lookin at Lordran I'd fuckin waste away on a log next to firelink too.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what's to be blue about. There's countless rocks you can throw from high places, so entertainment and joy are always 100%

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah if the guys in Sen's fortress weren't hogging all the good ones..

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Gives me conniptions.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Me everytime I wait for someone in an outdoor area.