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submitted 2 years ago by ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Just take a seat bro

It's so much easier to aim in the dark and there's no risk of drops escaping

[–] ArtificialLink@yall.theatl.social 13 points 2 years ago

Best advice here.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But then yo dick touch da wata

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

The Witch's Kiss

[–] maporita@unilem.org -5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It'll look like you're planking but really it's just piss physics.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Pfft just stand on your head like normal.

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don't have a boner. It's awful.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeeeah... no thanks lol. I'm not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.

[–] ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago

Nothing sounds right no matter where you aim, and then you realize you took a wrong turn, and you're in the closet.