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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

At this point I'm pretty sure she's just trolling social media.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Jfc, she really is an idiot.

I mean, we all knew that, but the sheer depths pf utter idiocy that woman emits is a pollutant.

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Are we sure JK Rowling doesn't run the webcomic Sinfest?

I’m just trying to figure out wtf her endgame is here? Like, there’s zero upside for her on this. I genuinely don’t get it.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I was born a dude, but I don't ask anyone if I wanna identify as a pregnant wood chipper on Benadryl..

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Who wrote that series with the boy wizard you’re not allowed to buy anymore unless it’s second hand? Couldn’t have been her

Maybe there’s a trans activist who’d be willing to volunteer to become the series’ writer. Someone could photoshop all the covers accordingly.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

You shouldn't even be reading used copies of HP. It isn't very good. There's way better ones out there. I recommend "His Dark Materials" for starters.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I, for one, would find it absolutely hilarious to see JK Rowling try and use the N-word to Own The Libs.

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