The hopes of one large family has been plunged into a nightmare. Their mother’s recent purchase of an extra large mixing bowl has crushed their hopes of ever escaping the dreaded bowl haircut that all five siblings receive monthly. All of them had been harboring dreams of one day stepping into an extra bright Great Clips for their first non-bowlcut, were left shell-shocked as their mom’s decision threatened to keep them follicly imprisoned for years to come.
The tale begins with the eldest of the siblings, Chad, a quickly growing 13 year old who had recently outgrown the standard-sized mixing bowl their mother had employed for their regular haircuts. Chad had celebrated this milestone for he had hoped that reaching adolescence would signal the end of the bowl cut era and the dawn of more sophisticated hairstyles.
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