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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I will face Jod and walk backward into hell before I say "jiff"

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Clearly you're not a choosy mom.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

How do you say gin or giraffe? Or literally the letter G?

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[–] DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

And "gigolo."

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[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

oh that's easy, it's "dot gif"

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Um, I don't know how to tell you, but that means a wiiiildly different thing. 🤣

[–] Nyla_Smokeyface@beehaw.org 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I was devastated to learn the creators intended it to be pronounced "jif" like the peanut butter brand

[–] Surface_Detail@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah, because it's a jraphical interface format.

[–] kittenspronkles@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

So do you say j-feg? Because the p stands for photographic

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

One of the common nonsensical arguments heard. What's the next one?

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[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One of the few times I don't care what the creator says, he was wrong.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

And yet your mind knows it's not possible for him to be wrong since he named it.

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[–] iamak@infosec.pub 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why do people have to pronounced it in any way? Why not say G-I-F? I've been saying it like that since before I knew about the huge debate💀

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Because that's 3 syllables instead of 1. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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[–] snowe@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Cuz the devs explicitly named it after the peanut butter and even gave it a catchphrase to make sure you pronounced it correctly. It was a marketing campaign. “Choosy developers choose gif”.

[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How do you pronounce JIF, then? (That's the JPEG Interchange Format.)

[–] snowe@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

The same way? There’s thousands of words in the English language with the same pronunciation and different spellings. This isn’t the dunk you think it is.

Besides, gif existed first. If JIF wanted to use the name without confusion maybe they should have come out first (missed it by half a decade) or come up with a catchy phrase.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Gif, clearly.

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[–] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 11 points 2 years ago

I take the third route and pronounce it Heef, as in Spanish

[–] NoName@lemdro.id 11 points 2 years ago

It's actually pronounced yif

[–] acastcandream@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[–] EliasChao@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We all know it's pronounced "gif".

[–] MrZigZag@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah with the g like in garage.

[–] Atrabiliousaurus@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] green_pyroxene@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

whichever way pisses off the most people

watch me pronounce it /χäɪf/ ("hyfe")

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Isn't that one of Elon Muskrat's kids?

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Gif, the jift that keeps on jivving.

[–] Pixelphoria@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Jraphic interface format really sounds right /s

[–] SkyeCat@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago

Let me just get my Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus ready /s

[–] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Right, because Gs are never pronounced with a "J" sound, and acronyms are never pronounced differently than their full terms. Sound logic there; well done. Never mind any of these:

NASA- National Aeronautics Space Uhdministration

NATO- North Ayy-tlantic Treaty Organization

LASER- Light Ayy-mplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

SCUBA- Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus

FOMO- Fear ohhf missing ohht

ASAP- Ayys soon ayys possible

POC- People ohhf solor

PIN- Personal id-entification number

BOGO- Buy ohhn get ohhn

POTUS- President ohhf the Uhhnited States

YOLO- You only live ohhnce

AWOL- Ayy-bsent without awfficial leave

ICE- Eyemmigration and Sustoms Enforcement

DARE- Drug Ayybuse Resistance Education

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

NASA - National Ah-ronautics and Space Uh-dministration

LASER - Light Ay-mplification by Ztimulated Eh-mission of Radiation

ICE - Eye-mmigration and Sustoms -nforcement (E is silent)

DARE - Drug Ay-buse Resistance -ducation (ditto)

[–] betheydocrime@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For this logic to be consistent you would have to pronounce JPEG as "jayfeg"

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's no logic being applied. This is just sports mentality in tech. Like spaces vs. tabs, Emacs vs. vim, Python vs. R, or one of countless others.

But could you imagine if you created a digital standard used by billions everyday and then most people refused to pronounce the name you gave it? Same energy given off by the "anti pronoun" crowd.

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[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

National Aeronautics and Space Uhdministration /s

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[–] platysalty@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm not brave enough for politics."

Immediately makes a hot take.

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[–] 1337admin@1337lemmy.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Pronounced it as a soft g in my head the first time I read it, and years later the creator said it was meant to be a soft g, so I feel validated.

When you create an image format, name it whatever you want and if it's any good and I use it, I'll call it what you want

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[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

“The correct way, of course.”

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some say gif, others say gif. The people saying gif are correct.

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[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

the correct answer is hard-g soft-g ee ef ef: ggi F.F.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 9 points 2 years ago

I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.

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