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[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I'm talking about (because I don't).

Couldn't you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

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[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's why I use tungsten. The superior metal

[–] neo@lemy.lol 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Radium is the only way to fly. It glows in the dark!

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[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, "well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out" then I realized they're talking about a different ring for a cock

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Every ring I've ever owned that was made out of titanium has shattered. Seems like you could just crack it with a pair of pliers or something.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it depends on the alloy?

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That must be the case but at the same time it makes me wonder why titanium rings aren't made with the shatter resistant alloy, or why it's expensive to get a titanium wedding band that shatters easily but apparently titanium cock rings are common and affordable enough that there's an ER PSB out on it.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There actually are reasons you want an alloy to break easily, street signs are designed to do this to minimise vehicle damage in a crash while still providing resistance to halt the vehicle as an example.

As for the cock rings, if you asked the metal shop owner that got commissioned for it, they'll get a thousand yard stare before commenting that it isn't even close to the most "intimate" custom order they've been paid for.

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[–] onion@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Titanium camping cutlery definetly doesn't shatter, it bends like steel. But it does scratch easily so maybe your rings used a harder alloy to prevent scratches

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I didn't think titanium was prone to shattering. That's more of a tungsten thing.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the point of a cock ring with no tension?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't they just reduce the swelling?

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