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[–] hglman@lemm.ee 119 points 2 years ago (4 children)

No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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[–] LeateWonceslace@reddthat.com 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I've been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

[–] leviosa@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it's much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

[–] snor10@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

It's exclusive for a reason.

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 years ago

Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

[–] SaintWacko@midwest.social 23 points 2 years ago

Do they really need to? It's sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

My guess woild be.. only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

[–] MarkusMagMagenbrot@feddit.de 62 points 2 years ago

I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

[–] Synctrex@feddit.de 50 points 2 years ago

How to kill child with fork?

[–] TheBigMike@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

[–] vrkr@programming.dev 26 points 2 years ago

[–] ShrimpsIsBugs@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

The only thing she's mad about is that he wants to code in brainfuck

[–] milkjug@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Ah, the ol’ Brainfuck, aka the new PHP of 2034.

[–] not_again@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

When to fork a child.