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[–] Aerictus@kbin.social 186 points 2 years ago (6 children)

People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

[–] intelati@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

[–] Kronlid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Fruity toothpaste gang

[–] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I hated that shit as a kid too.

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Wait, were supposed to do that?

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People hate what they do not understand

[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

The Circle of Life.

[–] Gelcube69@reddthat.com 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grapes don't get you high though

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah you're just not doing it right

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago

I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don't let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Oh man, Thrifty mint. It is the final boss of mint ice creams.

[–] RealM@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Remember that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas? It had a great take on mint.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas?

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

But seriously, mint in things like ice cream does not taste like toothpaste, but know what does? Root beer. Not crappy root beer though, microbrew or some of the more expensive brands.

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Ok that's hilarious lol

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago

Either you've never had mint ice cream or you've never brushed your teeth.

[–] Spudwart@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's no menthol in ice cream

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] donuts@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best way is to just cut open a menthol cigarette and use it as a topping, plus gummy bears of course.

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[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)

[–] victron@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Gee, I get confused all the time!

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the "Guy who's only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever" analogy, except instead of movies it's mint-flavoured products.

[–] lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives

[–] Ranman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I love everything but I hate everyone.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

While I agree with this I still can't stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

[–] PepeGodzilla@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

this is only true before eight.

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[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

if you like eating sand, sure.

[–] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?

[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only good bean boozled flavour tbh

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[–] jabib@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"You might as as well just" 🤨

[–] donuts@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.

[–] jabib@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

But how how know get enough

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm a simple man. If ice cream is involved, im usually in.

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