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Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

Women are not sure what the hell is going to be a good time

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Woman are you kidding me I don’t know what to do with my life

[–] voldage@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Women are a known counter against moderate politics being reasonable to poke at

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Women are you going to be able to get the kids to go to the store?

[–] megaman@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago

Women are you and I are going to be a little late.

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Women are so good and you can also be the best 😊

Women are in my house 🏠

Women are often a lot better for me 😜

(It suggested the emoji as well)

Women are the best seats for the kids to be in.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Left option:

Women are in a lot better now and I will call them in a bit.

Middle option:

Women are good at almost everything and the kids are you and I don't think they are not statistically significantly better than me.

Right option:

Women are so lucky and proud 🥲

Hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

Women are not good for the last few days about the same time as you and your family are you doing well and you are doing okay and we shall char soon again and you can come over and see you at the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office

[–] TetchyOyvind@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Women are you doing today I hope you have a great day.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Women are very nice to see if you have a great time to the bottom

What?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are a bit of a good mood now but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids are you going to the gym tomorrow morning and then I can do it tomorrow if you want to go to the shop for the kids and then we can go to the playground for the weekend and then we can go to the playground for a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a...

Well, someone interpret that for me please

[–] riot@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not good for the next hour anyway y yo no se que es eso amor pero no se que hacer con el amor de mi vida y no me gusta que me diga que no me gusta estar contigo

It's bad bitch o'clock, featuring Bad Bunny.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 8 months ago

Women are the pivotal

And then it just stops. What is your secret HeliBoard?!?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are in a good country with their kids they don’t have their kids they don’t even know how they treat their children anymore and then you can do their job or they do that you are a racist person pronouns or even more like a person or something like that

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so cute and adorable and I love you too baby girl 😘💋❣️

Yes, it even popped up emojis at the end there, then got stuck looping on the same 3 emojis.

And no, that's not how I text women. My wife would kill me if I called her "baby girl." She doesn't like infantilizing speech; says it sounds creepy to be called a baby, even in the context of cutesy romantic lingo.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

My phone regularly suggests words or names I've never used in my life, so I don't think it's a good indicator of my personal beliefs

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not going to be a few months of the first to get a new one out of the first to get a new one out of the first to get a new new new one out of the first to .....

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are not allowed to walk from the same time to get a third party to ideene som er en veldig god damn samsung apps for Android.

Well... Looks like it just switches to Norwegian halfway through.

[–] bimily@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not scared to get arrested.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Whelp, I guess I use a lot of punctuation, lol

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so cute and adorable and I love it so much better than imdb

[–] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Women are being tied to the same system as you are and not the same system as you want.

Women are the same for other things and I can do 🚯 for the better of them and the other thing and I can't get to a good and not not not not not not not...

Women are not a grift for being on an esoteric route.

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so cute I love it

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.org 3 points 8 months ago

Women are confidential or privileged information in [the area].

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Women and the ones they had to be with their parents 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒

Women in their lives and I feel about stuff like this is a lot of the noun of my life and the other traumatizing of my life and my family is so beautiful and you can't pull me out and you can't pull me off the phone and then I will be there for a new app I can do I have to me and I feel about stuff to get back to the extroverted and the other traumatizing is the last one to me and I feel about stuff to get back to the first source of my life and you can't pull me out from my peers and my youth and I feel about stuff to be able for me as well and I'm traumatized to me and I feel about stuff to be able for me as well and I'm traumatized

Women are not a monolith of the highest order of the highest order of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order

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[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Woman are the best example of why the mind feels like a professional hypnotiser would but in your own opinion"

- my phones autocorrect

[–] cor315@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

*Women are not good for the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids. *

K

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Women are in the same place as the last time I seen them

[–] TheBest@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

Women are gonna fly alone to the park

[–] DerpyPlayz18@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Women are you doing today

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Men are you going to be able to get a new one of the rest of the week after the meeting and then I will be there in a few minutes to get the money to the house and then I will be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house

[–] tibi@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not good for the network connectivity

[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not allowed in the country because of their sexual preferences and their sexual orientation but they can still get pregnant if they want to because of their gender and their sexuality.

[–] GlennicusM@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Women are a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years...

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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are you and I love you too much more than I thought it was a lot of work to do with that too often but I don't know what to do with that too often but I don't know what to do with that too often but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know what to do with it

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

"Women are you feeling rested like the person who is not a big enough anime nerd"

I'm not sure what to think about that 🤔

[–] Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Wommen are a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years

-Openboard

[–] Xan888@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are not even more dangerous than the sun is light

I don't know what to make of that

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are a bit of a massive back to the max and the whole thing is the one I was thinking of you and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore

I can’t tell if this is indicative of conservative ideology or radical feminist ideology

[–] hex@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

I have 3 paths:

  • Women are the only person to get on 🤞🏻
  • Women are the only one thing you have ever seen this morning but it is the only reason to do the speed limit to be fair but it's not a lot more to do it and you have a good day on your phone with the kids in a good mood like you have a good time in a lot better today than yesterday and it is so good (keeps looping)
  • Women are a bit of a man and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids (keeps looping)
[–] trebor8201@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Women are so much fun to watch the show this weekend with a little more time than the last one.

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