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Caption: do y'alls hands ever itch so much you gotta just

Image: drawing of a a person scratching the base of their palm with their teeth

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[–] IvyRaven@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I get this, but in my feet. Just have to rub the bottom of my foot on something and hope for the best. Suuuuucks.

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Do you ever have to just like smack the part against something? Sometimes thats the only way to get relief, like if its on the top of the foot

[–] praxis_jack@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I've done this so many times I woulda never thought it's a thing haha

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well if you'd stop stroking your private-personal-spaces, you wouldn't have this problem.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In this talk, I'll explain how to not rub your Sin-Spots. Step one: look at your hands. Step two: look at your Downstairs. Well, I mean only as long as necessary. Actually, skip step two. Step three: don't fondle your Cupid's Warehouse with your hands. Repeat if necessary.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's not the question 😭😭 why does rubby rubby make hand itchy explain that

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Oh, well, uh, sin is secreted... um... something something demons something itchy. I'll be honest, I just wanted to spout euphemisms for penis and vagina, and it wasn't well received. Carry on.