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The image is a reddit post with the following text (automatically transcribed):

I remember I got into an argument on reddit awhile ago with a person over Italian food. It got to the point they were following me into other subs to harass me. I clicked on their profile to block them and their most recent post was them drinking their own piss on r/piss. At that moment I realized I had spent so much pointless time arguing about the taste of food with someone who drinks their own piss as a hobby. This site is a shit hole.

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[–] rokejulianlockhart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What's the origin of this? Thus far, I've only located reposts:

  1. reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/13igqv4

  2. reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/pxb2kn

[–] macrocephalic@kbin.social 121 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Humanity is a shithole. Social media is a cross-section.

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[–] Bort@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago (8 children)

On lemmy you're just arguing with the same piss enjoyers without a piss home due to lack of active communities. Lemmy is just ex Redditors acting like they are better than Redditors.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Redditors are cool. It's the admin that can eat shit. I'd still be on that site if they weren't greedy fucks.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 56 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I can't imagine thinking redditors are cool. Not even redditors think redditors are cool.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha, cool as in I have no beef with them. If you thought I meant "hip" I'll just say I can't judge since I've been out of that game for a while, as evidenced by my use of "hip" in a sentence.

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[–] STK96@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I reported an account that was posting CP and they banned ME for report abuse and let them continue posting but removed one of their CP posts. Reddit is a cesspool.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wonder if Reddit could be held legally liable for trafficking in CP in that case. They were explicitly told "this is CP and should be deleted" and they didn't act.

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably one of the admins alts.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So that is ok but if you post to an "unapproved" subreddit (even if you are leaving a criticism of them) you get banned from subreddits by bots. Then you accidently post to one of them from a 2nd account and your account gets perma banned. Yay! "Reddit, a place for open discussion for only people we approve of subject to arbitrary rules."

banned ME for report abuse

Wouldn't be surprised if the poster was a mod.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reddit teaches you to not argue with people more than absolutely necessary. It's a waste of time. Just stop responding to them if you don't want to talk.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Defcon08@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I paid for an argument, this is just contradiction!

[–] steakmeout@aussie.zone 19 points 2 years ago

No it isn't.

[–] Sarcastik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 48 points 2 years ago (13 children)

Meanwhile on Lemmy, you'll get death threats for simply stating you're an arch user.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago (4 children)

From who? The Debian Taliban?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We prefer being called debian fundamentalists, but yes..

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[–] shadowSprite@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (24 children)

I commented that I had switched to Firefox browser from a chromium browser and that I was still using it but really didn't like it and listed a few reasons why and got more down votes on that single comment than I'd ever gotten total on reddit. The condescending responses were something else. I almost deleted my account, like sorry, I clearly don't subscribe to the lemmy hive mind, so I don't belong here. I also don't have strong feelings about Linux, guess I should get fucked.

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As long as you're not posting toxic stuff, you should just ignore downvotes because many people use them as disagree button instead of replying why they disagree with your points.

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[–] IverCoder@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reddit was great for things like "Can you recommend some Italian restaurants in the area?" Then you'd get downvoted for recommending some Italian restaurants in the area.

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[–] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The site seems more like a piss hole.

[–] BurritoBooster@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

Technically, this sub is a shit hole.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Bro imagine having the balls to give someone shit about taste while drinking your own piss

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[–] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I got into a reddit fight with someone claiming they never once tried to plug a USB in incorrectly. Another time I got down voted to hell because I asked someone why they go through so many pizza cutters. They claimed they went through like 7 in 3 years. Reddit was bad, but I miss the nostalgia of it. Too bad it only got worse and kicked off third party apps. .

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[–] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (15 children)

Lololol imagine thinking lemmy is better than reddit for those reasons 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (11 children)

I have yet to have someone stalk me on Lemmy. Happened on Reddit all the time.

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[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago

This is so fucking funny, thanks for reposting, OP. Rest in piss angry stranger.

[–] FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:

"I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Not sure where that thing about urine being sterile came from, but no, it most certainly isn't!

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[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (15 children)

Does anyone hear remember r/sinkpissers?

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[–] arc@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

To be fair it happens here. Made a comment about far left & right being manipulated by Russian BS about Ukraine and some very tedious people started at me about how Ukraine are Nazis etc. I suppose it demonstrated my point in a roundabout way.

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[–] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (6 children)

If someone is a jerk. I block them. Life is to short for trivial people.

I’m here for discussions and not name calling or bad behavior.

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (6 children)

There was someone who used to DM me on Reddit to remind me that I was a c**t.

I think this went on for several years until I just got tired ,reported him to the admins, and had his account banned within the hour.

Other good one was having death threats sent to me by a burner account.

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[–] Icaria@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (9 children)

More than once I had someone being an arse to me on reddit, I took a gander at their profile to see what kind of fucko I was dealing with... and it was full of their nudes.

One time it was someone who lived in the same town as me.

Yeah... your insults and comebacks don't hit quite as hard now that I know you're desperate for people to see your vagina.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's. We only serve Shit Posts here, we don't offer drinks.

On a side note, that piss drinker's username wouldn't happen to be u/spez?... 🤔

😂🤣 ... 🤮

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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