this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Dimok@reddthat.com 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Compared to a lot of other pics I've seen on here, this is pretty tame. I actually kind of dig it... I'm both too old and too young to fall out of bed anymore though..

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It looks like the foot of the bed too, you gotta be getting pretty wild in bed to fall off the end

[–] MTLion3@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

This was my thought exactly. It would be a bitch about the time that you’re 50, but until then I don’t think this would be too bad. I’d have loved this shit back when I started renting… Still would now, honestly XD

[–] qupada@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok, but why is the floor wet? Did they just finish mopping up the blood from its last victim?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Then why isn't it equally distrubuted? They missed a good portion of the floor.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do adults still fall out of their bed at night? I stopped that around 2 years old, as did everyone else I know.

[–] JoBo@feddit.uk 11 points 2 years ago

Probably not that often but I would definitely try to get out of bed and forget that the floor was one storey down.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah... But you never know... Maybe you suddenly sleep walk or one day you are little too drunk, akthough in that case maybe you don't even get to the bed at all...and sleep of the sofa 😅

[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

A leather sofa to “catch” you? Nope, you’re gonna bounce off that and smack on the hard floor.

They could at least include a net or something. Baby bed guard rail…?

[–] Kittybeer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I also love how the bed is hanging over the ledge.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

It's like someone tried flipping the house, then got bored partway through. OMG these unfinished windows.

[–] delicious_justice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ug- the finishes are killing my eyes!

[–] Loudambiance@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

The arm of the chair/couch is just going to break your back anyway...

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

That curtain rod in the black bathroom is the longest curtain rod I’ve ever seen. I have to imagine that bathroom was originally designed with a glass enclosure…

[–] pc_admin@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just really hoping your head is on the side with the couch under it. Even then this makes me nervous...

[–] HeckingShepherd@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be your feet? As long as it’s not one of the sides so you don’t roll off I think it’s fine

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah. If anything I have the tendency to push myself upwards and lose the pillow. I've never moved downwards, let alone out of my bed that way.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 2 points 2 years ago

Is it just me…. Or does anyone else see pterodactyl skeletons shapes in the marble/walls of the bathroom?

Looks like skulls/bones?

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago

They couldn't afford to put furnitures in all rooms so it's just two sofas. But they don't fit in the living room areas and are both awkwardly in the way, it's a terrible way to sell a house.

[–] f43r05@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago