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He fell into a well, actually

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[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@kbin.social 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Another version (extra cold, I think!):

Did you hear about the mansplainer who fell into a hole?

It was a well, actually.

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That makes a lot more sense and now is actually funny.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yours actually makes sense. At least written anyway, if you say the joke I'm sure you could emphasise the "Well, actually.." just right.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm being dense, but I'm gonna need a mansplanation for this one.

[–] willya@lemmyf.uk 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I think it’s a play on “well, actually blah blah blah fact maybe” rebuttals.

[–] Hyggyldy@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hate when I catch myself "Well, actually"ing. I'll either try to reword it to not sound so dickish or I'll discard it if I think it's not actually helpful or interesting.

I think I've eliminated the "[well, ]actually" from my speech patterns (unless using it sparingly for comedic effect) due to the memes as well. Turns out the dumb internet image macros can have a positive impact after all.

[–] Tarcion@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Just omit either "well" or "actually". Maybe swap both for "surprisingly" or "unfortunately" depending on the context of the correction. I understand the struggle :(

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Typical Redditor lol

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife asked me what "mansplaining" is and now I'm not sure how to answer her.

[–] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

you're in a dangerous loop.

[–] Izzent@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Accurate representation of wish fulfillment.

[–] MutualityWSDEs@social.coop 2 points 2 years ago

@Arsenal4ever

He fell into a well, actually

[–] RandomlyAssigned@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Actually it was a tree, he fell into a tree from a great height

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess he couldn't see that well.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Well well well...

[–] Echo71Niner@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

They didn't.

[–] regalia@literature.cafe -2 points 2 years ago

on mastodon, saying anything as a guy is mansplaining