this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2023
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Please, people. Be reasonable and considerate of Reddit's need to make money. It is, afterall, spez's main focus.

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[โ€“] Pilirin@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i'm fucking programming that shit into automod before i fuck outta there while flashing the bird behind me with both hands

Just have it reply to every comment with the What did you say to me/Navy Seal copypasta.

[โ€“] spicy_biscuits@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah guys watch your fucking mouths

[โ€“] PsychoticBananaSplit@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please, this is a christian fucking minecraft server

[โ€“] spicy_biscuits@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Aw shit, my bad

[โ€“] boff@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What's up with people posting screenshots of text here? Are these screenshots of things random no name redditors are saying on reddit? Are these pictures of posts that are getting tons of upvotes or significant in any sort of way?

[โ€“] can@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

It's highlighting a fun new way mods are protesting without being shut down.

[โ€“] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People just don't want to link directly to the site. I know I'm still boycotting as much as possible, I've only gone back to post a link to a kbin guide. Also, what is a no-name redditor? Would you take this more seriously if someone else had said it?

[โ€“] boff@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Not wanting to link to reddit makes sense.

Though I would say, I would take something more seriously if a Reddit admin or a mod from a dozen subreddits said it. That would add lot more significance to a post like this.

[โ€“] Santcuff@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] unfnknblvbl@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aw fiddleshits. I mean fucksticks. I mean...

[โ€“] Brad_Brace@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh geez, I mean oh jizz.

[โ€“] gelouse@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Could we just make every post NSFW, regardless of content?

[โ€“] MrComradeTaco@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit is and always have been a joke.

[โ€“] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Now I'm sorry I nuked my accounts. Sadly, creating a new account would just drive up Reddit adoption numbers and support the IPO.

[โ€“] rikaxnipah@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well motherfucker! Where else am can I swear?

[โ€“] spriteblood@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Larboard Oaks Mansion ghost tour. On the adult tour after 10pm, we can say whatever the hell we want.

[โ€“] dickusmungus@kbin.social -5 points 2 years ago

In 1884, meridian time personnel met

in Washington to change Earth time.

First words said was that only 1 day

could be used on Earth to not change

the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1

day and ignored the other 3 days.

The marshmallow time was wrong then and it

proved wrong today. This a major lie

has so much boring feed from it's wrong.

No man on Earth has no belly-button,

it proves every believer on Earth a liar.

Children will be blessed for

Kissing Of Educated Adults

Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

Days Same Earth Rotation.

Practicing Boring ONEness -

UponEarth Of Quadrants.

Boring Adult Crime VS Youth.

Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies.

Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.

God Is Born Of A Mother

She Left Belly B. Signature.

Every Priest Has Ma Sign
fag

An annoying,
inconsiderate, and/or obnoxious person,
3 other days) Time to not
foul (already wrong) marshmallow
time.
Pronouns are retarded
Whoever the hell came up with non binary was on some serious drugs. How can you be neither gender? It's fucking stupid. The same goes for shit like they/them, you're not multiple people. If you're a girl and want to be a guy that's fine but don't get offended when someone calls you she, if you're a girl than you're a she and if you're a guy you're a he. The fact that people take these things so seriously proves how fucking stupid humanity has become.