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‘Murica (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 96 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Freedom and conditions may apply. Check your skin color, social, and financial status to find out more

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Do not take if experiencing life threatening pregnancy, estrogen, or two y chromosomes. May contain bootstraps

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Always ask a credit bureau before asking your doctor if it's right for you

[–] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Jacob's syndrome has hardly any symptoms, I doubt they notice to take the freedom

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is the patriot act still in force?

...

Then I have some bad news.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It isn't, actually.

(It got replaced by a worse act with less recognition)

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

They did it. Slowclap

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I'm free, and I love cops." There's nothing more American than the juxtaposition of these two concepts.

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

There’s nothing more American than the juxtaposition of these two concepts.

I would say telling the world they are not free while invading them is even more American.

[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 24 points 2 years ago

looks like the american man lost his 🦅 emoji.

here: 🦅

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This meme is 10 years old. There are younger people on lemmy.

[–] Vlixz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hope not xD

[–] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, if a 9 year old was using Lemmy instead of TikTok or something, they're probably more intelligent

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I would be impressed

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

My thoughts as well.

[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh no, how awful, an old thing on the internet!

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I don't think they are saying it's bad. I think they just wanted an excuse to make me feel old.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

That O.G. iPhone message UI is better than carbon dating.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago

Do you talk to those people? How many DMs a day are you sending them?

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It saddens me how many people like this we have here.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People with a sense of humor?

[–] Donttaintmebro@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

People named Jace

[–] _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dont understand. Is there something wrong with being free?

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not at all, but the people who do this outsized patriotism are often the same ones that storm capitols, threaten "immigrants" some of whom are 2nd or 3rd generation Americans, and are on-board with banning books.

[–] _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Ah so you're just generalizing. Got it