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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac; they're always taking things literally.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooh I'm gonna steal this joke

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't download a ~~car~~ joke

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac; they're always taking things literally.

[–] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago

So what was the joke? People try to play off a lot of really horrific shit with "it's only a joke".

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For honest jokes, it's true but on the Internet it can depend on the joke(r). There's dogwhistles and the whole Shrodinger's asshole as well.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they meant "joke(r)" as shorthand for "joke or joker". Not sure how they got code quotes into there though.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

lol, I put joke(r) and it turned into the (r)

code quotes are using the backtick

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

backslash in front of the open parenthesis to avoid the "autocorrect" to (R)

\(R) = (R)

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

"It was just a prank, bro!"

Say what the joke was that you got pushback for, coward

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The internet in a nutshell.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TSA when I say I have a pipe bomb in my femur.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 1 month ago

This gave me a bit of a chuckle the first time I saw it expressed on the internet as a notion. It is annoying though as I like to hang out in the internet like I might at a friends basement in high school but others want it to be like we are actual members of congress trying to get something done. Or at least act like we might like them to act to seriously do their job.

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We know Novak. We know.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

99% of internet discourse nowadays 🥲