AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Eh, could be worth a shot!

Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

Abor dor Klaus aus Leipzsch saacht das doch so…

• Your pillow is always warm. But never enough to be comfortable.
• When you sweat, your skin feels too cool too quick but you keep sweating.
• You master power naps with falling asleep fast and waking up 20 minutes after. You're always left destructively groggy.
• Your sock's seam is just thick enough to brush against your toe.
• Your elbow feels like you need to crack it for relief. It. Just. Won't. Crack.
• You're an adult and act like it.
• You have a mildly odd feeling in your stomach at all times—sometimes it flares up and you're somewhat concerned you're going to be nauseated.
• You hear the waiters cackle, shortly after you told the one serving you "you, too." When you push your silly paranoia away, you see the group pointing your way and laughing again.
• No matter what you do, you simply cannot find the right way to sit or lie.

Don't underestimate it. Aldi Nordistan covers almost all of Prussia, so the heritage is strong. If they form a temporary alliance with the Lidl League, the Aldi Südetenland stands no chance.

Mouldy pizza is just a delayed Pizza Funghi. All is well.

Bei mir wird das immer vor die Tür gelegt. Die klingeln nicht mal mehr—egal, wie oft ich das denen ankreide.

Ich hab echt nichts mehr für diesen teureren Temu-Abklatsch übrig. :V

Spend at least 28 of them trying to decide what to do. Then ultimately panic because I couldn't come up with anything for the last three days.

Well, there's also software on vinyl! I think Techmoan has something on that.

You don't have to worry for long, trust the German on this one. You just have to wait for France, Russia, the UK and the US to come and—

Oh riiiight…

And for how long will they be optional this time?