AnnoyingPedant

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Good morning! [OC][F] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

Good indeed!

Double the Fun in c/aigen@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 months ago

What is that, um... In her mouth? Leg donga?

AI generated Sexy Ladies (may have defects image, view on own risk) album 2 in c/aigen@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago

So thats how you crash a Lemmy client

My boobs are saggy and Big for your mouth [OC] in c/boobs@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago

My mouth is wet and warm for your boobs.

Ever caught your partner cheating and then invited the affair to join the relationship? in c/asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Department store security guard here. You mean I can't bring the slutty girls who stole bracelets and underwear into my office and force them to...

Forget it. I quit.

(edit: rule updated please read!) New Sitewide Rule about Spamming in c/lemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 8 months ago

Annoying as hell when the posters spam into communities that don't they don't align with, too.

"Pussy? I have one of those. Submit."

Many get a pass despite breaking rules in those communities, indicating apathetic mods, or perhaps they want more content...

Pedants Club [The Jenkins Comic] in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago

This is my jam

Just taking in some vitamin D on this beautiful morning. You should join me 😘 [OC][F] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
Just taking in some vitamin D on this beautiful morning. You should join me 😘 [OC][F] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't work indoors when the light is passed through windows. The key is that sweet, sweet UVB, which is filtered by the glass in those windows.

Time to take the photo session outside.

My petite tits can give you a lot of pleasure in c/porn@lemmynsfw.com
I'm a little self-conscious about my breasts. Are they small or are they nice? in c/porn@lemmynsfw.com
[–] AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 year ago

They're lovely, as are you. Let me count the ways.

  1. They exist
  2. They will never sag
  3. You shared them with us
  4. Your nipples look delicious
Some updates about Lemmy NSFW in c/lemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
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Countries Eye Weight Tax To Counter Public Safety Threat Of Extremely Heavy, Large EVs (www.techdirt.com)
 

Much like Tesla’s half-baked and severely misrepresented self-driving technologies, it seems pretty clear we’re going to let the corpses pile up first, then maybe figure out policy solutions down the road a decade after the fact. Surely that will work out great for everybody involved. Especially cyclists and pedestrians already traversing overtly hostile transit design on the daily.

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