ApeNo1

joined 2 years ago
[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Why does he always have to present this stuff on big cardboard posters like a high school “Birds, they’re fucking everywhere” style science project.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago

An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Her love for Trump is teeny-tiny, but her love for us is large.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This movie could have been an email.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why not just get an EB-1 visa?

“Melania Trump obtained US citizenship on a visa reserved for immigrants with ‘extraordinary ability’ and ‘sustained national and international acclaim’”

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You're d~~a~~rn t~~oo~~tin'!

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The largest silverback takes a look at the written question.

“If hooman come with small bunch of banana from east and other hooman come with large banana bunch from west, who get the banana?”

He will not lead the pack today. He will need to come back better prepared if he wants to stand a chance to challenge again.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

“They're Minnie Ears, Marie!”

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

In that you read like someone who is hammered?

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (5 children)

To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

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