Cassanderer

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[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago

Meh alex is chopped liver, kirk nazi youth recruiter.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago

Spare thought about the people with the cleft upper lip, when the razor is dull that part doesn't get shaved as much as the rest of the face so the person gets a 5:00 Hitler shadow later in the day.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 weeks ago

The army required muataches? How long?

I think they still can wear mustaches to some degree, a prick mustache is always a good career move in the violent Arts. It also is the last piece of facial hair to go Gray so people like to Showcase that part.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes for anybody wearing goggles or glasses outside if you rub soap like dish soap and circles on the lenses it will prevents them from fogging up and will not streak because the circles thing. Vinegar sort of works too but doesn't stick on as well as soap.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am a little curious about your crazed Neo Pagan schtick.

I was thinking about a full paegan one...

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah what a pussy, this Showboat wants to look like he is respecting Jesus's burden, that has little wheels on his crucifix? What a pussy. Fuck this guy.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 weeks ago

If the Precision is necessary you just break up two decimal points, or however many to get it to where it has to be.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely want to get him tested for textoplasmosis now. The parasite may aid in its life cycle though because it makes the prey not afraid of cats that eat them.

Makes rats not afraid of the smell of cats that is but all mammals can get it not just rats and cats.

There could be rampant human infections of this that could be affecting the fear centers of our brains, long held theory of many of ours. I think the new South Park episode actually referenced it. The FCC douchebag got textoplasmosis after falling into a mountain of cat shit when he fell for the tricks the president was using to trick Satan into having an abortion of their demon hellspawn.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago

All of that but then also that they will buy out any competition so you can care and notice, but fuck you.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 weeks ago

I could honestly care if Imperial wants to fuck men or women or both, I just don't want it to be fucking annoying when I'm trying to do work.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I do not agreed that fractions are a better way of measuring small distances. Decimals can be broken down infinitesimally. I don't see anything hard to understand about it, meanwhile fractions you have to like compare and contrast the denominators to find the values or break out some long division or a calculator. Fuck that.

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that legit criticism? What if the bullet hit the spine? It did seem to do quite a bit of damage, I only saw a 3 second video clip but the lesson I took from all of this is looking for a single well placed shot, do it with the hunting rifle and leave the fancy assault rifle at home.

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