According to the Christian faith, women cannot serve as preachers, pastors, priests, etc. That, alone, demonstrates a terrible misunderstanding (or blatant disregard!) of a painfully basic teaching of the Christian faith.
To then promote a woman to be the head of this faith whatever, that's tonedeaf AF. Of course they're angry.
Bloody Marys.
It is a little important to fix & move on, since these paper straws...don't work too well for too long...and their binding glue is a carcinogen! It's a good thing, like you, I tend to go without straws. 🙂
No use, no waste. Also frequent use of straws leads to perioral wrinkles & IIRC it's not great for your teeth.