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Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖
Just learned this.
And you can’t put salve on your soul. 🙄
Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖
Just don't zoom in on his disco balls. 🤞😓🤞
No touching.
Agree 100%. 🤜🤛
Hahaha. Dwarfs all over the place, Andromeda coming to rearrange our galaxy’s guts. One day, I’ll make a nasty NSFW comic about that. 😅
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Spiraling is universal. 🙄
Spiraling is universal. 🙄
Just a silly little joke that (hopefully) gets you through the day. ☺️
Same. Wouldn’t it be cool if one could hire a bunch of actors who can perform at one’s funeral? Have them dress up like:
- a mysterious, sexy femme fatale
- a group of Arab oil sheiks
- some indigenous tribe from the Amazon.
Let them make your life seem more exciting and mysterious than it really was. 🙄
Ooh. I picked some random items from their menu, but apparently their website redirected me to the British version, which probably is the nearest Wendy’s near my country.
Nah, I love talking out of my ass. 😎
But it might be real. Who knows. 🤷♂️
Not to be vulgar or anything, but in this case, it might be wise to smear feces on your dick. Old prison trick.
Better get to the airport before someone else claims the old bag. 😲
So not mushroom for error. 🫤
GAAAAAH!!! ✊😫✊
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Why you little…… ((✊)) 👴