GeorgimusPrime

Gnome, his eyes red

Not to talk of when you replace first names with random aquatic creatures

It's clbuttic bowdlerization.

Is "telescope" a euphemism for something else?

TC probably prefers it with the hook in: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Preacher_characters (under "Jody and TC")

Did you die yet?

If Moses could record his own death (it says so right there in the bibble), he could certainly write the Torah

Too late, the beans has been spilled

Whoever is responsible should not be trusted with any sensing information.

Woke teachers got him one of those transpasta surgeries

Pretty sure I have an "ecceliza.exe" somewhere.

So where I live, frozen chicken is cut on a wooden chopping board overlaid with pieces of the carton it came it. Without washing you'll end up with random bits of cardboard, wood, fish fins and possibly sand.