Glimpythegoblin

My current car is shedding its clear coat. It looks like it has streaks like that all over it. I think it's just where the clear first lifts. I doubt it's a random attack.

ICE stands for Idiot Cunt Emoloyer

Outside cat owners can't hear you through the toxoplasmosis

Yeah totally fair. They never know and burns can be super easily infected.

The only time I'd say to worry is if it's a circumferential burn. If it's all the way around the finger. That can cut blood flow to the skin beyond that point and cause permanent damage.

I weld and do fabrication at work constantly. If I went to the hospital for every little burn I'd be there weekly.

That being said I'm no doctor, but I do still have all of my fingers.

Toast of London is one of my favorite shows ever. Toast of Tinseltown is good too.

Yeah they smell like stinky wood/almonds to me.

Even though i live in a heavily populated area that'll never get hit.

I don't think tornadoes care.

At least he takes care of his dog

I've wondered how quickly they would catch me if I shot at planes taking off from the airport. Maybe curiosity got the better of them.