Jerkface

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Billionaire could just be doing it for kicks.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#%3A%7E%3Atext=The+President%2C+with+the+advice%2Cfor+a+4-year+term.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

There must be some sort of place somewhere for people like... Wait, what were we talking about?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why don't you have a vague about it

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it's like I worked out twice!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Once they have control of all the people and property used to commit that violence... I mean, it's not going to stay within US borders, is it?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Where are you going? Get back here!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Aqua Teens 1000's of years ago

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

She's twenty-oneteen. What's so hard to understand?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Nobody who speaks German could be a monster.

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