JudahBenHur

joined 2 years ago
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Top Two Reasons to Not Purchase a Tesla EV:

  1. Company run by man who recently openly did the ol' zieg heil and is helping a monster who led a violent insurrection perform a digital, soft coup from within the halls of power

  2. Won't work with my fucking iPhone, and buddy, I love this here iPhone

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

hah! fun.

yes, I find the christians are pretty good at taking things over. so it makes sense they inserted themselves into the fiestas to control them.

like the ~~winter solstice~~ jesus' birthday ~~summer solstice~~ the feast of st jean the babtist, ~~spring equinox~~ jesus' resurrection, ~~samhain/harvest~~ all hallowed's eve, ~~birth~~ baptism, ~~love~~ church wedding, ~~death~~ funeral mass,

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

it might just have been codeine, its notoriously side-effect prone.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

my point is you dont need to be trying to tuck your shit to convince the tsa that you're a chick bro.

just shave that shit bro.

i havent shaved my garbage for a good long while. as ive gotten older, the ball hair has increased in density, it might be refreshing to go cue-ball.

i had a friend (had, as he doesnt talk to me anymore cause he needed to borrow €100 and is always broke so will prolly never pay it back) who was a big evangelist for shaving your shit. he was a bit of a locker room pervert.. anyway he said one time he was shearing his nuts and sliced off like a 2mm section of scrotum skin (not all the way to the vas defferens or anything, just deep into the layers of skin), and he said the blood came out like a ruby red fire suppression sprinkler and he couldnt get it to stop

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

any example of a catholic thing you thought was just america

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

jesus that went all over the place

I took a couple vicodine and went shopping with my mother about ten years ago. i was like "its really nice to spend time with you"

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

yeah for sure, thats what I meant when I typed "social gain"

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

yes, he'll be tormented by the feds to the point he'll take his own life.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

anyone who decides to become catholic is doing it for social gain or deeply hates themselves.

catholicism is built on the foundation of "you're guilty, you're born guilty."

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

what in the fuck would shaving change? you wanna go buffalo bill at the airport knock yourself out, but you dont need an excuse to shave your junk, wild man

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

jesus...

the thing is you take the drugs so you can endure the holiday

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