Lisk91

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P..P.. PHARAOH SAAANN!!! (sh.itjust.works)
 
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You can't escape, Jon. (sh.itjust.works)
 
I am glad he didn't ask for Hotdog in c/animemes@ani.social
[โ€“] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Burger King is definitely into it.

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Pixar (sh.itjust.works)
 
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To think about... (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When the siren from the bunker quieted down, the sick man was finally able to ask the summoned demon "H..hell?... as price for a way out?" (sh.itjust.works)
 

The demon observed the trembling, starved man, fated to slowly die from radiation hidden in his small hole in a burning world, and slowly answer "No, my friend. HELL, is the way out".

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Just a Drink. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Something tells me this will be edited very soon.

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After the genie granted the scientist his second impossible wish, the man, looking him dead in the eyes, asked, "I want to be able to divide by zero." (sh.itjust.works)
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Once the simulation crashed, the AI purged the now-dead human brain from the tank and began the procedure to defrost the next one, commenting, "This is so much easier with religious ones."

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Unisex Rule (sh.itjust.works)
 

After months of decoding, the computer finally began to uncover the translated alien message to the researcher and the personnel in the room. in c/twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
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Do you like YOUR lasagna, Jon? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Hard Truth (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
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After months of decoding, the computer finally began to uncover the translated alien message to the researcher and the personnel in the room. (sh.itjust.works)
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"...in conformity with the Sector Code 436, The Unity Xel654qy declares exclusive rights over the newly found system Sol6543 and its organic resources."

here's a thing I drew in c/196@lemmy.world
The sense of loss from the fediverse hits hard sometimes in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
Do you think that chronic illness has changed your personality? in c/best_of_mastodon@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Dude, all it takes is a Monday morning without coffee.

Posting rule (Better format) in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Street Smash Bros in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You don't want to Steam me off, buddy.

No, NO! That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE! in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
Is the Foundation good for humanity? in c/scp@lemmy.world
[โ€“] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Most of the time, definitely.

Reddit morals vs Lemmy morals in the greentext community in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
The Curse of Nahanni in c/lemmyscareyou@lemmy.world
[โ€“] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Great work ๐Ÿ’ช

You can't escape, Jon. in c/imsorryjon@lemmy.world
[โ€“] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Gorefield won't kill Jon... or at least not for too long. It would spoil the game.

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