MalikMuaddibSoong

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[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have 2 main characters to follow and it’s absolutely different based on your age.

Very similar experience with Cars 3. Children identify with the new up-and-comer race car while grownups identify with a Lightning McQueen who must accept his glory days are past and embrace the next generation.

Shoutout for the race announcer who drops a microcosm of the whole film in a single line:

McQueen’s fading! Fading fast!

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So ultimately, I feel like what we’re saying is that in order for Starfleet and that beautiful vision that Roddenberry had of this optimistic utopia, in order for that vision to exist, in order for the light to exist, you need people who operate in the shadows. And it’s a yin and yang. You can’t have one without the other.

I don’t like this sort of mother-goosery in my fully automated luxury gay space communism.

I prefer the assimilating power of root beer as the true defender of the federation.

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I stared at this so long I was late for my meeting

If we’re going to take that last shot literally, Baraam is warp-capable

Wow. Turns out I walked away after “Your Mama IV” and completely missed this final shot of the space station going to warp.

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So the Terran empire runs some kinda hunger games for the next evil emperor… and the current evil emperor is just cool with abdicating I guess?

I wish I could enjoy it, but it just feels so dumb to watch a fairy tale transfer of power in the most evil setting.

My dude you’ve had the patience of a saint, which makes this final rebuke so fucking tasty 🌶️🔥

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Long answer, but good answer friend.

This in particular is gold:

in this future, humanity still succumbs to the pains and pitfalls of present-day life in a way that suggests we won’t grow out of them

I thought Section 31 was some shit clinging to the bowl, but the writers keep assimilating it into the Star Trek matrix so much so that it implies the Federation of TNG is a naive facade 😔

Viva Mintaka III 💪🏴 I love that episode for having primitive superstitious Vulcanoid aliens instead of generic humanoids.

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We live in a world that has ~~walls~~ federation worlds, and those federation worlds have to be guarded.

Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Barclay?

lol I’m dying 🤣😆, thank you

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’ve begun singing it at the start of every trek intro

she was chosen to rule the Terran empire

Administer 15 mg of damnatio memoriae to the previous regime, stat!

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