MegaUltraChicken

I could get this thing open by sternly looking at it. Wouldn't even need my tools.

But don't you see? By losing, we sent a message to the Democratic Party leadership and now they're totally moving left!

This isn't accurate. It's only asymmetrical with Leaders and Lore. The base game is NOT asymmetrical like Root.

Congrats! It's become my favorite game over the past year. I desperately need a group to play the campaign with.

They're going to tank the progressive candidate regardless of whether or not they run as a Democrat. You have to take away power here, not just try to beat it. Winning primaries, and also actual party positions, both makes them weaker and us stronger. That's way easier than trying to take both the Democratic Party and the GOP in a general.

I think we just need to outwork those fuckers and 20% turnout in the primaries just isn't going to cut it. The number of people who support progressive policies dwarfs the number of people who vote in the primaries. Until that changes, a 3rd party isn't going to do shit.

Three historic losers are probably not the best examples of success...

And at a high rate of fire.

Or the bodyguard can be super cool just one time...

And he's been here the whole time!

I cannot imagine the level of disassociation that it takes to work for that organization and not feel how fucking evil you are.

Stephen Miller is a cuck bitch Nazi who has still refused to respond to my challenge to a bare handed fight to the death.

Pussy.

Fucking Tabasco eaters...