MummifiedClient5000

joined 2 years ago
[–] MummifiedClient5000 9 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Nu er jeg nødt til at sælge en af mine børn.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 1 points 1 week ago

While playing a show without a permit is technically speaking very rock'n'roll, being called a "MAGA superstar" is disqualifying.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 6 points 1 week ago
[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 1 week ago

In return Europe kindly asks americans to get their mad king senile grandpa pedo rapist racist fascist piece of shit con man in check.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 26 points 1 week ago

I should call her.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 7 points 1 week ago

Jeg er kun amatør, men min erfaring siger at en hestepik mindst er 30 minutter lang.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You guys always say stuff like that; "It's just a minority, we're not all crazy racist pieces of shit", but then most of the americans didn't give a shit as the us slid into some sort of crazy and racist dictatorship, so I don't know. Some of you might be good people 🤷

[–] MummifiedClient5000 0 points 1 week ago

Not really. Your speech patterns are formed by those around you (such as friends and family), not necessarily your geographical location.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 52 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That fucking weird american obsession with bathrooms. You guys are weird, get some therapy.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 8 points 1 week ago

That is an outlier.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 9 points 1 week ago

Den stakkels cancer på samfundet blev truet med at skulle betale skat. Godt at der stadig findes oaser sydpå som kan nøjes med lidt bestikkelse.

 

Connection: (Actual) death metal

 

Connection: Black Sabbath cover

 

Connection: Maiden / Maids

 

Connection: Seasons

 

Connection: Hanging

I was this close to posting News Kids on the Block - Hangin' Tough, but I didn't. You're welcome.

 

Connection: From the album One Fierce Beer Coaster

 

Connection: Bobby

Watch me now, I'm going down...

 

Connection: Begins with "All the things"

Rest in piece Dolores.

 

Understellet på Nørrebrogade lukker den 30. april.

Det var ellers et glimrende sted at rykke en almindelig bytur fra en hyggelig aften ude til en længere række af dårlige beslutninger som man drikker for at glemme.

 

Connection: German-Jamaicans with twisted faces.

 

Connection: Pop

 

Connection: Berries

(... and then you die)

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