MummifiedClient5000

joined 2 years ago
[–] MummifiedClient5000 11 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Altså jeg har nogen børn og sælger et eller flere af dem. Er du også typen der beder om data når han køber kartofler i Netto?

Lad være med at spilde min tid. Hvor mange skal du bruge?

[–] MummifiedClient5000 10 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Nu er jeg nødt til at sælge en af mine børn.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 1 points 1 month ago

While playing a show without a permit is technically speaking very rock'n'roll, being called a "MAGA superstar" is disqualifying.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 6 points 1 month ago
[–] MummifiedClient5000 3 points 1 month ago

In return Europe kindly asks americans to get their mad king senile grandpa pedo rapist racist fascist piece of shit con man in check.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 26 points 1 month ago

I should call her.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 7 points 1 month ago

Jeg er kun amatør, men min erfaring siger at en hestepik mindst er 30 minutter lang.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You guys always say stuff like that; "It's just a minority, we're not all crazy racist pieces of shit", but then most of the americans didn't give a shit as the us slid into some sort of crazy and racist dictatorship, so I don't know. Some of you might be good people 🤷

[–] MummifiedClient5000 0 points 1 month ago

Not really. Your speech patterns are formed by those around you (such as friends and family), not necessarily your geographical location.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That fucking weird american obsession with bathrooms. You guys are weird, get some therapy.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 8 points 1 month ago

That is an outlier.

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