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Looks dry.

If this were truly a democracy, his constituents would get a referendum on whether he can both represent them and Microsoft at the same time.

I thought we at least used to try to hide the corruption.

Oh no, he wants to punch a Nazi? Political violence!

We are all domestic terrorists.

TIL a double espresso is deadly

Eh, everyone does it, why not throw the known slavers some cash?

I think burning it is more humane than letting it be molested by the guy in the picture.

Crunchy

Just imagine how hard a man sized antifa chicken would peck.

Ignoring the lack of actual protesters, I have never before seen the phrase "stares down" to mean "Watches from adjacent building while surrounded by own private army".

I know someone in this tweet that should actually be in jail

"Soon" and "eventually" can have almost infinite distance between them.

I don't know, without the Mr. Beast seal of approval, how do you know real humans have suffered torture and abuse in the making of the video?