NoForwardslashS

I think you misunderstood: he has a hard on for Putin.

accusing him of killing American journalist Gonzalo Lira 

Unsure if they misspelled "Propagandist" or "Mysoginist" here. He certainly wasn't a journalist.

Sounds like the creepy in-mission music in the original X:COM

It's interesting that you bring up a faction within an occupied nation (which at the time was not an independent nation), but fail to mention that 2 of the mentioned 3 did initially align with the axis and signed treaties with them. Hmm, could there be some bias there?

And a few billion dollars and a seat at the table of the US government

But why did he need to write it in cum on the wall?

Is that why all of his veins are popping out?

That means it will get paid for by the wealthiest and most polluting individuals right?

They will "transfer his conciousness" into one of Elon's bartender-bots. Pay no attention to the Afrikaans accent.

Inside you there are two wolves...

Is "Thanks Bisexuals" the new "Thanks Obama"? I hope so.

You obviously haven't seen that one documentary with Wallace and Gromit

Because they are loose in a jar like that, I'd probably rather eat them than use them properly