SandmanXC

Tbh it feels like the survival times are just beginning

Sorry but it's pretty well established that teeth developed because our skeletons wanted some air.

I'm sorry about your experience. I know we're still pretty backwards, but things are at least moving forward on that front compared to say 20 years ago.

"I love you, son"

"Thanks, buddy 👍"

Fuckin' way she goes

No, but you did discover a classic that always makes me giggle: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta

He walked away mumbling something about fools and flies

I saw Sir Ian McKellen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

IRL Palico???

Is this the place with the melted clocks and the long elephants?

This post is so confusing.. There are two circled comments but I don't know which one I should laugh at.