The new "Skyraider II" is going to do a lot more than that. And it's too small and underarmored for combat. It's for civilian crowd control.
SnarkoPolo
joined 1 month ago
My kitties are my shrinks.
In related news, DOGE has decreed that all Federal workers will be paid in Trump Bucks.
I think you've got a cat.
nO 1 wAnTs 2 wOrK nE mOaR!!!1
Who doesn't want to live in a libertarian company city where the police work for the boss?
It's the least we can do for America's Job Creators. After all, they gave us the Gig Economy, so we can work just as hard as God will allow, and become billionaires ourselves!
And yes, it was snark.
"As part of your onboarding process, we're just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we'll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.
"Welcome to the Corporation."
In my burb, workers have to race to the bus, in order to get their bikes into one of two racks.
And what does the article say? Eating soup isn't manly? WTF? I'd like to hear his rationale for that one, but I'd probably lose a couple of IQ points reading it.
With a manly helping hand, they beat each other's hard problems.
Poomaster 5000 will determine your level of productivity from your crap! Think how that will benefit your betters!