SnarkoPolo

But of course. Everyone knows space is for the private sector, as a playground for billionaires and a place for them to exploit for mining.

It's working. At home in front of the TV, Frank Freeway and Mary Minivan have already forgotten.

I'm autistic. We have problems of our own, we don't want him.

Looks like face is back on the menu, kittycats!

But I feel so owned. That makes it all worth it, riiiight?

Sadly, that's the kind of bullshit that resonates with the average, low-info commuter.

SPOILER ALERT!

Nothing will happen.

Leopards! Leopards!

Nom Nom Nom!

Eat their noses

Bite their toeses

Nom Nom Nom!

Gooooo, LEOPARDS!

There's not going to be any "revolution." I have a master's degree in sociology. I could explain why, but it would be boring.

MAGA scum

And I suppose you live in a yurt off-grid, and don't own a mobile device?

Thought so, hypocrite. Fuck Trump.

And they're all voting Republican next year, to own the libs.