SpruceBringsteen

Brad Pitt cool guy whatta dude

Vegetable. Hit the pan and flames.

I embarrassingly started my first grease fire this weekend.

In my defense I never had used this stove and when I added oil to the pan it was a lot hotter than I was expecting. This was a very hot 5 setting.

I did what you're supposed to do and just smothered it, though I puckered a little when I couldn't find the lid at first glance and had to grab a pie tin.

This just one scary side of AI.

The idea of corporate level integration of this stuff is straight out of Black Mirror.

We're right around the corner from the corpo AI keeping tabs on your pupil dilation as you read your emails. If we aren't there already.

"I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face."

Recently saw a photo from Ukraine.

It was an abandoned or unoccupied trench. But it had 6 feet of rebar sticking up every few feet in the trench.

From the top of the trench it's almost invisible.

Natural result of decades of erosion to the fourth estate.

Thanks Ronald.

By 7th grade some were already just taking smoke breaks.

You keep doing this thing with your eyebrows when you say this and it's unsettling.

We keep telling you that you cancel all that goodwill out when you give the cashier The Look and announce there's no need for bags and that you're putting it all in your cart unprotected.

Those are teenagers who boof Zyn

It brings me joy to see this phrase in the wild still

I've long had a playlist with it as a title, still makes me laugh.