Steve

joined 2 years ago
[–] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

If you could invent a machine that sexes unhatched eggs that would be great

[–] Steve@startrek.website 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

[–] Steve@startrek.website 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats a $11B writeoff btw

[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn't protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I AM/ARE A VESSEL!

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Supervised pregnancy. Why not.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Bummer for Signal employees

[–] Steve@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to journalism in 202x

[–] Steve@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

[–] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

[–] Steve@startrek.website 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

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