Surp

joined 2 years ago
 

You wake up it's Saturday October 18 it's 51 degrees outside, cloudy and rainy. The trees colorful leaves are still holding on strong and fortunately there's not much wind today. You make yourself your favorite breakfast and morning drink and sit down at your cozy computer setup. "I'm going to relax and play games all day today" you say to yourself. You pack a bowl of the finest marijuana and take just a sipple of a hit..just enough to relax. You press power on your computer tower and the whirl of fans begin. Your monitor boots up and you login...all of a sudden...your browser window automatically pops up and a video starts automatically playing.. it's the 1998 video of when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.... You pass out from excitement. You begin to slowly wake and all of a sudden you hear a cart being pulled by a horse and you see a Nordic man looking at you...his mouth covered by a handkerchief. "Welcome to Skyrim" the words appear out of thin air floating before your eyes.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Weakness identified!

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

My vacation is not moving for a few days in my apartment playing video games eating ultra processed frozen foods that were on sale Edit: for anyone saying this is an incredible vacation you need to think hard about how it's not. Years ago people used to be able to go places and do things. Now we're numb.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Old school RuneScape

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I think it depends on the game creators presence in the forums. I've been in some good steam forums that the game creators actually moderate and ban people/delete posts like the stuff on this games forum.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I feel like nothing is impossible.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What are you doing running your vms on bare metal? Time is a flat circle.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

just leave that place, right bruh? @atomicpoet@piefed.socia

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol fuck reddit cuck mods anyways.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately it doesn't matter what any of us say...the damage is done. I saw something like 200k online on steam. Unless most of them refund the negative reviews are meaningless. Pretend it was only 200k on steam and they bought just the "shitty" $70 version. ...who knows how many bought on other platforms as well. They made a lot of money already is all I'm saying and I wish they didn't. Games junk.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Even if true it's unsustainable if people are going to say it's an all fish diet. Oceans are cooked already because of us.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Maybe if he did videos that were interesting again...not like my wife hates our tech at home videos or whatever

 

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Hey so this one was always scary to me, it eventually turned into a movie. What's your scariest videos you know of on YouTube in honor of Halloween?

 

Oh, Gabe Newell, the mighty leader of Steam, We gather before you, in your digital dream. Your Steam Deck, a marvel of gaming delight, In your name, we play day and night.

Gaben, bless us with Half-Life 3's grace, Release it upon us in this sacred place. Let our framerates be high and load times be swift, In your gaming kingdom, our spirits do lift.

We worship your sales and your Summer Sale's might, Our wallets grow lighter, but our game libraries take flight. For it is you, Gabe Newell, we faithfully adore, As we game on Steam Deck, forevermore.

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