TwattyMctwatterson

Hahahahahahahahaha fuck them kids...both figuratively and literally.

This dude sure does like blowing things

Don't pet a burning dog

It is a false argument. Apples to oranges is a phrase used to identify a false argument.

It is a false argument. Apples to oranges is a phrase used to identify a false argument.

If you weren't here to pick the Oranges you can't have any apples.

Plus it's easier to kiss your ass goodbye when you have your head between your legs lol

See this is what happens when you stop having nuke drills in school. Kids these days think we will do anything other than get vaporized lol. Duck and cover mother fucker.

You just aren't looking hard enough...trust us, bro google it.

That's a lot of dolphin meat!

Just the tip, I swear I won't put it all the way in.

I wouldn't hate being a space trucker.