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It's a setting you may not realize is off until "the event". Presumably, it'll fix itself on new content, but enabling limited thumbnail height in Connect has made this post a small square in a huge blank space and now I'm mildly amused

75mph is a lot, regardless of vehicle. A deer's mass is horizontal whereas a human's is vertical, altering the results. Fuck the cybertruck, but at least be logical.

I'm mildly infuriated for having to scroll pass this. Twice. Once in my feed, hoping it was c/mildylinfuriating, and a second time to come down here and tell you about it.

Sofa king, a couch?

Those clouds don't seem real. They meet the horizon but my brain isn't convinced they shrink enough. Hell of a sky

Room temperature water because I chug a pint at a time and get on with my day. My bean water? Also room temperature, but because it's the temperature that takes the least amount of work across preparation, storage, and consumption.

Is the roast one usually set to a sprint through some crazy Minecraft route? Not sure if that's the same song type or if it's just my feed that presents it over Minecraft. Funny, while enjoyable, I always noted the subtle lack of musical coherence or something along those lines so it'd make sense

Paying, in the exact context of this topic, is to feign a legitimate connection with the performer. Whether you know it's fake or not, direct interaction feels better. General examples of meaningless connections could be a celebrity answering your AMA question, could be a food company acknowledging your complaint, could be a car company noting your taste, could be a vibrator in a OF performer's pussy matching the cadence of your tokens, could be a stripper listening to you cry in the vip booth. We are humans and we have silly feelings getting in the way of logic.

For the broader porn topic, paying is something you might do for appreciation of the content from particular sources or to maximize access to content not readily available by torrent. Or for addiction to novelty. I've thought about it because the hub/tube sites have shitty search algorithms that don't do 100% keyword inclusion while pushing trending uploads that are either 90 second OF/cam teasers or overly abusive scenes.

"I think" applies to the reason for an evolutionary trait. They've presented that trait as fact.

It's the same as Wendy's having a department just to write sarcastic tweets. It's makes you think of them as Corporation the Person instead of Corporation the Corporation. It's brand imaging. It makes you form a sentimental attachment to a corporation so you choose them over competitors, alternatives, or not buying anything at all.

DOGE, but 25% more efficient?

"more ads" as if it isn't already as flooded as meta sites.