_druid

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[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I don't doubt it, so I'm drinking my fill while I can.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

I definitely had a mom that resented me. Looking back, I was treated differently for sure. I have no doubt in my mind that when my parents found out that their second child was going to be twins, my existence was cursed purely by being the second born twin. Oh well, I can only move forward. I'm glad she's dead.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (8 children)

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

A24 and Blumhouse will always get the benefit of the doubt from me, at least for me checking them out. Paying for a theater experience has to be for a movie I'm super hyped for, however.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Oh I disagree. The earth has had the slate nearly wiped clean by deep freezes, choking clouds of dust, acidic rain. Oceans have swelled, mountains both made and unmade, flaming chunks of molten earth have come down like hail in the city of Dis. Nature's primal fury, glassing the earth with her lightning, and continent wide swaths of molten rock, driving the oceans back.

We've already seen that stuff before, it's written in the earth. What we haven't seen is a poisoning event on a global scale. And it wasn't random cosmic chance, either. We did this. Intelligent design.

If the oceans fail, all life will fail. If we've truly hit a point of no return, it will be interesting to see what will come of it all. The most unfortunate part is we won't be able to see how the planet recovers.

I hope nature takes back the world, and is able to make something of it again. We have been proven to be irresponsible stewards and are unworthy of the bounty.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they'd get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

I think there's a bad dragon box set for just this fantasy.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

this guy FUCKS

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Holocene Extinction, better known as The Big Six by professionals in that field. May also be annotated as The Plastic Apocalypse.

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