altphoto

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

Good news everyone!!!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago (6 children)

He doesn't care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

Its solves a Google problem....how can it get more of your money?

Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

Wow! Very nice going TimApple!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

One dey, I'm gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

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